Funny Biblical Talk

Have  you ever wondered why people talk so weird 
 in the scriptures or Bible?
 It must be quite strange to those who never indulge
 in one of life's many pleasures.  I must admit when 
I did get away from reading these words and then came
back to them, it was very hard to concentrate. 
The words were like this:

 I could read  whole paragraph or two and and I am
 pretty sure had this look on my facemost of the time. The 
"what the?" face cannot be avoided. I thought
to myself how can anybody read such jibber-jabber. 
It's like reading a foreign language in English. 
But how can that be? 
Like the saying " it is an acquired taste". One of 
which I am really enjoying now.  It does take some 
time to understand what you are reading. Most of the 
time, others can make it seem so horrible when it is
not. Yes it has those strange words like, thee, thou, 
witherthou goest, doeth,
What sayest thee on these matters?
Anything that is challenge is worth looking into. You
can really understand where i am coming from if you
open your own Bible. Of course their are so many
translations out there now a days one still has to check
to make sure what is being said is in accordance to what
was written in the first place.  Man has found out 
that this type of language is ..........

Cornfusing

That is why there are so many books. You can know 
them by their abbreviations,  such as

 KJV,       King James Version
 NKJV,   New King James Version
NIV       New International Version
TLB      The Living Bible
NLT      New Living Bible
TLV       Tree of Bible

Of course these are but a very few of the different 
versions of the Bible. These can be found at this link
 for further investigation on Wikipedia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_English_Bible_translations

Have you ever noticed when others are reading the 
scriptures? I mean not literally reading right in front
of you ,but you notice they now too are speaking funny,
well in your opinion that is. This cartoon sums up
what I am talking about. 

I know you can feel where I am coming from on this

matter. But I would  like to challenge you to try an

understand. Taking baby steps is very much needed 

in

this matter. Study the paragraph's. Look up the words your having a problem with.My two to three paragraph's would take me 30 minutes,or more. What matters is that'you understand the time  era that is going on. I am sure if you plopped one of the people from the biblical day down here right now they would not understand what the  heck we are talking about. 
When we want to travel abroad, like Paris France, Russia, heck even in the good ole USA New Orleans , we study to language . They even have apps for our phone to  translate what we say into another language. And it will turn what they say into our own language. How cool is that!  The best thing to do is study
and take your time. Know that the people in the biblical era did not talk like we do now.  Make it a wonderful thing to do in your life. Ask for guidance in prayer that you will understand.
 I testify that the Lord lives and that he listens to you. That He will help you and speak to you through his words. It will be interesting and satisfying to know that you Get  what they are saying. And this talk will not sound so funny any more.

Till the morrow & Many Blessings